Forget the pizza. This HORNY HOUSEWIFE is hungry for cock.

Forget the pizza. This SEXY HOUSEWIFE is hungry for meat-thermometer.

Pandora, a 56-year-old British Mother I’D LIKE TO FUCK, dictates two bigger in size than average Hawaiian pizzas, no artichokes, but when the delivery dude arrives, this babe comes to a conclusion she’d rather have his pecker than dinner.

That babe invites him in and widens the pizza box, checking for artichokes.

“I’m sure there is something I could choke on,” that babe says. “Come with me.”

The thing is, that man doesn’t speak her language and doesn’t understand a word that babe says…until this babe says, “I would really love to fuck u.” “Fuck” is one of these words everybody understands.

So Pandora takes him to her bedroom, where that babe sucks his pecker, hops on top of it, rides it rigid and jacks him onto her glamorous face. The pizza’s getting cold, but that’s what microwaves are for.

And what are pizza delivery guys for? To fuck hawt MOTHERS I’D LIKE TO FUCK. At least that’s the impression I have gotten from a lifetime of watching porn.

Fast poll: Who receives more porn wet crack?

A. Pizza delivery bucks
B. Cable lads
C. Plumbers
D. Electricians

In any case, about Pandora. She’s from Luton, which is north of London. She’s a Mommy and grandmother. She works in wedding planning. She is divorced. She’s a swinger. She loves males who wear suits. We discovered her on Twitter. The unsurpassable job this babe is ever had?

“Shooting for you, certainly!”

Certainly!

The majority awesome job for dudes who want to have sex with porn MILFS? My vote goes to pizza delivery males.

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